Here is a possible JayZ rap song based on the description provided:
Verse 1: I seen this dude, he was a funny sight Lookin' like a donkey, everything wasn't right The guy was wack, his style was low But the thing that bugged me most was the way his breath would blow
Chorus: He was the toothless wonder, the bad breath king The smelly dude, the funky thing He walked around with a grin on his face But I couldn't stand to be in the same place
Verse 2: I tried to ignore him, but he kept on comin' His breath was so bad, I had to keep on runnin' He tried to talk to me, but I couldn't hear His words were slurred, his mouth was unclear
Chorus: He was the toothless wonder, the bad breath king The smelly dude, the funky thing He walked around with a grin on his face But I couldn't stand to be in the same place
Verse 3: I had to tell him, I couldn't hold it in You gotta brush your teeth, that's where it begins Gotta floss and rinse, get some gum or mints Or you'll be the one everyone's tryna hint
Chorus: He was the toothless wonder, the bad breath king The smelly dude, the funky thing He walked around with a grin on his face But I couldn't stand to be in the same place